Bert is Evil!
The Jimmy Swagart Scandal
This is a photo of Bert and our favorite televangelist
Jimmy Swagart caught in the act "Doing the Pigeon". Taken back
in 1987, this shot was long witheld from the public to protect the Children's
Telivision Workshop. It was recently sent to us by Jim Bakker.
Bert
is evil!
The Costner connection
It is a well kept Hollywood-secret that ("actor/director")Kevin Costner,
after finishing the "Dancing with Wolves" movie, wisely planned to retire
from the movie-buissnes and prepared to move to northern Alaska to spend
the rest of his life without other humans. It is an even better kept secret
that Bert finally convinced Costner to stay in Hollywood. He talked Kevin
into making more horribe movies such as "Waterworld", "Robin Hood" and,
his latest crime, "the postman". This final movie is even co-produced by
Bert.
This shot is taken on the set of "The Postman" when Costner was taking
advise from bert on how to act in a post-epocaliptic world.
Bert
is Evil!
Document from FBI Alien Dossier
This photo taken from the Aliens Dossier of the FBI shows the images
of the two most aggressive aliens ever encountered on this planet . The
Zeta Reticuli, allegedly responsible for the cattle mutalations, the ebola
virus, the bubonic plague and the nuclear age. The Zeta Berticuli, allegedly
responsible for infommercials, the deformed frogs of Minnesota and Nonoxynol-9.
It is a well supported theory that Bert may be an alien or a muppet/zeta
hybrid.
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