It has come to the attention of all of us, that
Evil incarnate, or Satan as his friends know him, has an earthly form:
known to the average person as "Bert".
A quote from the Bible explains:
"For he who hath thy understanding, Reckon the calling of the beast. For it is a muppet word, The word is B-E-R-T."
The pages enclosed, are evidence of all sorts,
pertaining to proof that BERT IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!.
