Bert is Evil!
Innocent bystander or conspirator?
In this rarely seen photo, we see Bert standing in the side lines a few seconds before the assassination of John F. Kennedy. We have sources who claim that Lee Harvey Oswald and Bert were friends in Korea. Though no proof directly points to Bert's involvement in this ghastly shard of history... we wouldn't be too surprised if he was.
 
 

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Paparazzi shot of Bert being a bad influence on Ernie.
We caught Bert dragging Ernie out of their apartment in Sesame Street and decided to follow to where they were going. We were shocked to find the two in a Girlie Bar. Bert was forcing Ernie to get lap dances from all the ladies. Poor Ernie went home crying.
 


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Prairie Dawn assaulted by Bert.
Bert was caught trying to rape Prairie Dawn in the back side of Sesame. If it wasn't for Luis... Prairie would have been killed. There have also been similar attempts on Betty Lou and Chloe.
 
 
 
 

 
 

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A rarely seen Photo of Hitler with his favorite General
During World War II, General Berhtolomue Kieffer III lead the SS in the burning of the Reichstag. He is known to be one of Hitler's most diabolical Generals. We have reason to believe that he is either a clone or an ancestor of Bert.
 
 

 
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A picture from Ernie's photo album
In this photo we borrowed form Ernie's photo album, we see Bert smoking marijuana. He was very active during the 70's and was once seen with famed mass murderer and lunatic Charles Manson. He was even rumored to have been with Manson and his cult during the murder of Sharon Tate.


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One of the few photos of Bert taken with Mr. Hooper
This photo was taken only days before the death of Mr. Hooper. Bert's evil intent so obviously emanates from his eyes. We think he did it.
What do you think?
 
 
 
 
 


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This is the original box of the "Tickle Me Elmo Doll"
During the early drafts of the Elmo doll idea. This Prototype was released. It was designed by Bert in hopes of teaching little kids to shoot up and extending his target market for drug trade. The plan was halted by Children's Television Workshop and was replaced with a more commercially viable doll.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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Bert at Woodstock
Here is a photo of the mass hysteria of Woodstock, we see a man who looks alot like Bert. Though nothing is evil about Woodstock, this photo at least proves that Bert is not wholesome.
 
 
 
 
 

 
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