Daniel's Life Story

Daniel's Life THIS IS FICTION, NOT TO BE TAKEN FOR FACT. Many things have happened over the past,seventeen years, compiled together, moulded a figure together known today as Daniel Li. (Boy !!!!). Below, is like a "mini-album", that shows significant pictures and events that helped to shape the man of today.

"Here, my younger brother swallowed a 10 cent coin, that I was going to get back the best way I knew how."

"Before this, Ronald never had a smile on his face, I considered it a community service"

"My friend gave me this wierd stuff to smoke once. After about ten minutes, he looked vaguely familiar, then he rode off on a fluro pink elephant."

"I remember running a tele-thon one time, every caller got a free key-ring. This was the amount of callers who rang for the free key ring, not willing to donate. Besides that, it was quite successful, we raised enough money to pay for 10% of the key-rings."

"My teachers at school said to remember this symbol well, because that's all I'll ever amount to. Well I showed them, I didn't become a graphics designer, I became a workman, I shovel stuff for a living. He he he, I guess I got the last laugh."

"I saw this sign in a shop window once. The shop sold some sort of picture books, I think they were about biology or something. But it made me take a hard think about my own "habits", since then I've stopped staring at the sun."

"During a driving lesson, other motorists on the road gave me this hand-signal. My driving instructor said it means 'I'm going up in the world'".

"I made a wrong turn on the main road once, scratched the car a bit. After, the driving instructor used that hand signal towards me as well."

"These are my friends, Easy, Dre, Yella, and Ren. We used hang out after school and muck around. One time, Easy took me to his house, saying "Wanna see something special ?", then we went into his room and pulled out his ............................ I forgot what happened next. "

"My friend, Michael Hanson's mum, Pauline, works in a fish and chip shop in Oxley. But I think she must of been a geography teacher at one stage, because she says this is what the world map should look like."

"When I asked my driving instructor for another lesson he told me to stick my head up my arse. I guess I shouldn't have taken him so seriously, I had to got to a doctor to "unplug" myself. I told him it was under the instruction of my driving instructor, he said I was talking out my arse."

** Bill Clinton also provided some pictures,

to assist, but they're all being used in court,

so he gets no credit.

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